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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 05:41
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
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Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
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No go.
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
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No way
No, not a chance
—
So they tried
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.